Grate Yuth Confrance

Bruthers and sisters, librales and apostralates, sinners of all kinds:

Some of you have complaned that I havent finished my series on the Suthron fake Baptist and Pentecostles. Well some of us have better things to do than surf on the Innernet all day amen. Some of us are busy doing the work of the minstry amen. Now some of you will say that I shuld make time amen but if you see I alredy have eight doctrates and am working on anuther one amen. When you get ate doctrates then you can come back and talk to me about not being busy amen and amen!

Some of you ask "why are you so busy Dr ArmeniK".? Im glad you asked amen. I went down to Toledo area to preech at a yuth confrance after there other speeker canselled on them becuse they didnt pay enuff money amen. One thing about this preecher is hell preeche anywhere what wants him too except lirbrale churches amen. I dont care how little you are Ill preech there if I cant fit it into my skedule amen and amen.

This yuth confrance had about twenty five teens in attendance and I am happy to say that there were fifteen redcatons, eight called to be preechers, three called to foregn missons, and eleven called to be prrechers wifes amen. The reel blessing is that if you add them up thats eleven boys and eleven girls called into full time minstray amen. These preecher boys wont have no problem finding preecher wifes what they need to be help mates in the hard times of the ministry amen.

Im still looking for that rite lady but its a hard row to hoe in these last days amen. Seems like no womens wants to merry a poor preecher like me amen. There all wanting these men with them hi doller jobs paying leest fiften or twenty grande year amen not a poor preecher like me whos barely getting by. In the last days be fore the trump blows many all fall by wayside with love of money which is the root of all evil amen but some all that mammon money will burn in that grate city in the REvlations amen. My preecher tell me to have patence but I am getting old amen. I just turned twenty five last month amen.

Until next time,

Evangelist Dr Phil ARmenik,

Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum.King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

Cry Babes

Bruthers, Sisters, and Librale Crybabes,

Its come to my attension that some of you librale pantywastes out there dont want to regster to post. Too bad you bunch of punks. If your not gong to leave your names then your chicken. Truth never needs to hide amen. Leave your reel name too becuse we dont low sudonems here amen! The basis of all communcaton is knowing who you speek to amen.

Some of you pukes are also wining that there modrated comments amen. Well some of you henpecked hubbies and short hared husssys must have got upset becuse you started cussing on my blog here amen. Maybe you dont have no standerds in your life but we do amen. There wont be no cussing and no verbale abuse allowed here amen. We preech the strate truth here and if you cant take it why dont you run down the road to one of them lubby dubby Pentlecostle churches or Suthron fake Baptists amen.

Sinserely,

Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum.King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!!

Librale Suthron Babtists and Tunges

Brothers, sisters, librales, and apostralates,

I have recently herd that the Suthron Baptists are just now fingering out that speeking in tunges is from the pit of hell. Amen well maybe someday they figure out that the KING JAMES BIBLE is the only Bible for the English speeking people amen.! Then maybe there get rid of women preechers and rock n rolls in the church house.

Now some of you out there might be wundring whats wrong with Suthron Baptists and whats wrong with speeking in tunges. Well the next few issues of my Enternet newsletter will be devotid to this important issues amen.

Stay tuned for more grate commintary.

Still stading in the hedge,


Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum.

King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!!