Thursday, February 23, 2006

Librale Suthron Babtists and Tunges

Brothers, sisters, librales, and apostralates,

I have recently herd that the Suthron Baptists are just now fingering out that speeking in tunges is from the pit of hell. Amen well maybe someday they figure out that the KING JAMES BIBLE is the only Bible for the English speeking people amen.! Then maybe there get rid of women preechers and rock n rolls in the church house.

Now some of you out there might be wundring whats wrong with Suthron Baptists and whats wrong with speeking in tunges. Well the next few issues of my Enternet newsletter will be devotid to this important issues amen.

Stay tuned for more grate commintary.

Still stading in the hedge,


Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum.

King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!!

6 Comments:

Blogger Just John said...

"Still stading in the hedge,"

Whew, at first glance I was concerned. Thought you were "standing on the ledge".

3:40 PM  
Blogger Jenna said...

I hate to be critical, but good spelling and grammer are an asset to every ministry, be it liberal or conservative.

7:38 AM  
Blogger yo_mama said...

"the KING JAMES BIBLE is the only Bible for the English speeking people amen"?
What do you mean "for the English speeking people"? The KJV 1611 is the only Bible for anyone. If those Chinese can't have enough spiritual commitment to learn English so that they can read the KJV, what good are they to the church amen!

9:15 AM  
Blogger rick said...

Check out Gamaliel's Desk for the Pharisee Point of View. www.gamalielsdesk.blogspot.com

9:07 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Felden said...

Don't you mean "grammar?"

3:54 PM  
Blogger DOGpreacher said...

grammer, Jenna ?

6:07 AM  

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