Sunday, September 23, 2012

Atum is here

Bruthrun, Sistrun, Reprobates:

Just a few thots after a long Sunday at the church house. Atum is here amen. That meens women wont be walkin round in two peece bathing sutes like a cheep hore amen. But theres still lot of problems in the atum amen. Amen if a woman is immodest in her dress the whether outside dont matter amen.

I went sole winning at the hi skool football game on Friday amen and ran acrost one of the women at the church waring pants. I asked her why she was waring close that pertainth to man and she said it was cold to ware a dress. Amen let me tell you bruthers that is a lie from pit of hell. I dont know if its worst for a woman to be naked or to be waring split garmets amen.

Amen this is what I told her amen if Eskmo women dont ware split garmets nether shuld you amen. Theres never been any time in human histry that women didnt ware dresses until we enter the Layodceen Age. Amen if you dont beleve that just name me one amen. Now women all over world want to put on a pare of pants. Its femnism and rebellon by the woman gants the Bible athority and thats there husband and preechers. Thats also why theres women preechers becuse so many women are lesban amen. Women naturly are attracted to authority and if a person listens to a woman preecher that meens there gay amen becuse there looking for athorty in women. Women preechers started out the Methdist and Episkopal churches and that where the gays started at too amen.

And that just brings us rite back to waring pants. Amen in ever culture the men ware parted undergarmets and the women ware unparted garmets. If theres ever a man waring parted garmets its becuse hes a preest or immam or rabbi or some kind of pagan cult leeder amen. Thats why theres so many gays in the Cathlicks and Anglicans becuse they ware gowns behind the pulpit amen. Theres a strong tie between womens close and being gay amen. Its called being transvestite.

So men if your wifes are telling you its too cold bruthers stand up to her amen. theres no excuse for women to ware pants amen. If its cold outside she can ware long dress and long stockings amen and a cuple layers of long johns amen but she shuldnt be waring no pants.
Till necks time blessings be upon thee and thy house,
Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Is the oil spil in Revlations?

Is the oil spil in Revlations?

Deer brothrs and sisters and liberales, many have rote me to ask if this ol leek is in the book of Revlations chapter 8 and verse 8 ware the King James says that a third part of sea was becom blood. Thats good queston and I comment you on asking it. But bare in mine that Revlaton 8 comes after the Rapture in REvlaton 3 ware Apostle Jon is called up to the third heven and said look hithers amen. Becuse weve not had rapture yet then this cant be the oil spill but it culd come at any time what with the the Kinyen in the Wite House amen and I beleve were getting close and angle is puckring up his lips reddy to blow that trumpt at any time. There come soon a big crash on Wall Mart when all the rich will howl and weep then likly a big war in Middle Est ware them oil wells will spill out for yeers and turn a third of the woerlds osheans red like it is Gulf rite now amen.

If any of you know a good girl want get merried pleese let me at her amen. Im gettin desprate as the days are short and Id like to get merried before Rapture comes amen. Culd be vary few months maybe even tomorrow so theres no time to waist amen.

Sincerly,

Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenik
Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

FREE content on Phil Armenik blog!!!11!!1!

Bruthers, sisters, and apostrates,


Plese pray for me as I have been busy trying to get merried. I been living here in Florda with parents again after Preecher said I culdnt live in church basement no more. I found a Babtist skool teecher here that works in the skool at the church where Ive been attending. I know shes the one but she is not convinced yet becuse I dont have job. She told me she didnt wnat to merry no man who made half what she did but news is good Ive been working 2nd shift at Wendys and boss sad if I keep up the good work I get hired on full time and that means Ill be eligble for benfits like helth care and 401k amen. Right now Im only work 20 hours a week and my woman says she not interested until I make what she does. Thats gong to be hard act to follow and I mite need to get second job amen as she makes almost $13000 a yere.


Bruthers I have been think about charging for access to my blog but for rite now I have decide to keep it FREE amen. Its not like one of those nasty pay blogs where you have to pay money to reed. I thot Id keep putting up my preeching on here to bless your soles but plese feel free to send me love offring anytime amen. A little here and there wuld help as I try to confince this girl to merry me amen. The KJB says that its not good for man to be alone and in anuther place it says that the Preecher is worth dubble honor so whatever you make an hour just send dubble that to me amen. I think thats only fare.


But for those of you like me thats poor rest assure the content is FREE on bro phil Armenik's page amen.


Sincerely,


Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenikMoe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Thots on new year

Brutherren, Sistens, and Apostrates and LIbrales,

Its been long time since Ive posted anything becuse I dont get online much these days. Still living in the church and theres no phone line in basement and Preecher wont let me use the office computer. Secretry found some bad stuff on there and blamed me but it was this punk kid whose started driving a bus. Preecher just said just stay off and lets move on. So Im at my parents house for the holidays and let me tell you what it sounds like the end of the world is coming.

Lots of peeple losing there jobs back in Michgan and the stock market in bad shape. Reminds me of that passege in Revlations where it says that the merchants of the world morned for the Grate Hore. Amen its hard to get by these days with everyone lade off but I tell you what you can get luxry goods reel cheep. Just like they say there in the Revlations.

And dont forget we got Obama now as Presdent coming in. Hes not even american citizen amen. Hes plant from one of them arab countrys going to bring in the one world order. I red the other day that the economy in Irak is doing grate these days but here we are with no jobs. Irak is the home of Bablon whitch is the Grate Hore amen. Its all coming together now with Babylon on the rise and theres war in Isrell. I herd someone say that Obama mite be gay and that shuldnt suprise you amen. The KJB says that the Beast wont regard the love of women amen. Let me translate for you that means hes queer and Obama fits the bill amen.

Now just this mornign I red that yellostone getting reddy to blow its top. If that happens I tell you what itll be the end of the world with all the elments melting with fervent heet according to the KJB. Its all coming together and even now as I rite the angle is puckring his lips reddy to blow the trumpt.

on one hand I hope he blows soon becuase Im flat broke and with everone out of work nobody is hiring me for odd jobs and church done cut me out of the budget. Preecher says they mite not let me live in church basement any more becuse there trying to save on utlitys.

But at other hand I relly want to get merried. I still cant find a wife in these last days as many women have turned aganst the natrel order and burn in there lusts for each other rather than wanting a man. Even the ones that say there strate merry men that are limpristed pretty boys. Women these days like there men to be effemnate and eezy to controle. they dont want to submit to athorty of the man and live in subjeckton with all gravety. I keep hoping Ill find the rite one but I keep getting older and older as the days go by and Im 27 years old now and Im so old that even girls in the yuthe grupe dont pay me no tenton any more. Im hope to fine one that relly wnats to get merried and doesnt care if her man dont have a job. Hard to find a good stable woman like that any more.

I relly thot that this wuld be the yere Id find wife and get a better minstry but it continues to get worst for me but amen thats just a sine Im doing rite amen.

Sincerely,

Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenikMoe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

Monday, August 11, 2008

The end is nere and I still dont have a wife!

Bruthers, sisters... apostrates and librales,

Last nite Preecher told us the stage is beng set for the Rapture rite now as Russa has invade Gorgia amen. That not the state of Gorgia thats a small contry necks to Russa amen. They need to invade Gorgia so they can march there armys down to Isrell after the Grate Triblaton amen. There armys are getting reddy rite now just like China is. This Olimpic stuff is just China showing off there power. Russa and china will teem up and fight genst Israell in the last days and the blood will flow up to the horses necks in that grate and terribull day amen. Just any time now the trumpt culd blow.

Pleese pray for me as I have not yet found wife and I may not have time now. My countnance is fallen and this Preecher feels like he may not be able to go on. I know that I need to look forward to the Blest Hope but I relly wanted to get merried. Now Ill probably pass on before I get to enjoy merrage amen. Pleese pray that Presdent Bush sends troops over there to stop Russa and set back the time tables a little wile longer amen.

Sinserely,Bro. Phil Armenik

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Is it OK to show left behidn movees

Bruthers and Sisters as well as Librales, Hereticks, and Apostrates,I like to ask your opinyon about somthing.

I was asked to preech at teen lock in Jackson MI last week. Yuth pastor there is a guy I knew from Bible Collage before I had to drop out for lack of money. Hes got reel big yuthe grupe going and I thot he was mitey in the power of the KJB.After I preech there was invitaton and not too many soles were save but he said, Bruther Armenik he said, Bruther just wate till we show this movee and there will be crying and whaling of teeth. amen. He sad Im gong to show this film about the Rapture and bruther thatll bring them down the aisle like Jack Hiles amen.

Well amen I stayed around and he put the movee in and it was Left Behind movee. Afterwards we red from the KJB on the four horse men and the vales of rath and plagues and brother there was teers flowing and there was 62 salvatons and 79 assurance of salvaton amen and there was only 74 kids. We got them good and save amen and just in case they didnt meen it first time we got them down to the alter again amen. It was grate and blest my hart.

But let me ask you if I need to seprate from my frend for showing left behind movees. Pleese andser one of the four:

  1. No becuse Tim LeHay is Suthron Baptist
  2. No becuse the books dont use the KJB
  3. No becuse movees are wrong
  4. Whatever gets them save

Saturday, November 03, 2007

New Theem for bus minstry

Bruthers, Sisters, apostrates,

Im starting a new campane for the bus minstry its called "No Child Left Behind" amen. Bruthers our goal is to get ever one in are subdivishon to get saved amen. Were not even worried about them coming to church were just gong to get them saved amen so they dont get left behind for the Rapture which culd come like A theef in the nite at any minute when the angle blows that trumpt amen.

Ive gone out and bot lots of candy what was on sale after Helloweens and were gong to get these kids saved one way or another amen. Were gong out to the playgrounds and the skate parks and the bycycle paths and were ever the kids are well be there with plenty of candy and some tracks to leed them in the prayer of fathe amen.I know some of you punks out there are Calvanismists and other librales and think we shuld be trying to get peeple in church. Well we are but rite now I just want them to get save becuse I think were in the last days and time is short and we just need to get them save and stop worry about church amen.

Bruthers if you know of any womens what wants to get merried in the necks couple months pleese give me there number brothers if I dont get merried Im gong to loose my minstry amen. Id relly like to get merried before the Rapture and that culd be any day now so I dont have time to waste amen.sinserely,