Friday, September 21, 2007

Sept 21 Autum Begins

Bruthers, Sisters, apostrates,

today is September 21 and that means its not summer any more amen. Its now fall so put away your short skirts you hussys, stop waring your flip flops you homos, start dressing like you got some sense amen. Amen, its time to stop dressing like a too bit hore or a pretty boy from San FransissyCo amen. Put some close on.

Were livin in the last days amen when the standreds are fallin by the wayside amen. When its hot outside the women want to dress hot and when its cold the women still want to dress hot amen. There gong to take off there skirts and put on some tight pants amen. STrate out of the pits of hell amen dont have any concern for the mens out there whats trying to live right amen.
Amen and besides pants is mens close amen. Dont dress like a lesban ladies amen dress like a woman amen put on a nice loose fitting dress amen. Thats what the Bible teeches amen. All you Greek geeks out there amen check out the Greek word for modesty in the King James Bible amen. its katastole amen which if you look up means falling down robes amen. that don't sound like pants amen thats a DRESS amen. Put that in your pipe and smoke it amen rather than smoking that marjowanna you librales like so much amen.

No you men like waring pants amen but get a haircut and trim off that beard and stop looking like a homo amen. And just remember amen that emo rimes with homo amen. Put your wifes in subjecton with all gravety amen and dont let her walk around causing other men to stomble amen.

If any of you out there is saved and not librale pleese remember to pray for me amen. I need to get merried amen. I thot I had found me a good preechers wife amen but she said we culdnt go out until I had a job amen. I told her I do have a job amen Im an evanglist amen but she said that she ment a reel job amen. Thats whats wrong with our fundamentel churches today amen is that women dont want to be merried and support there man amen. The big preechers and the Sword need to step in and say something about these girls whats called to be a preechers wife what dont think they shuld get merried until there man has a job amen. How am I ever gong to get merried if they all want me working full time amen?


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Blogger Neshama said...

Is this a joke?

9:06 PM  

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