Wednesday, June 21, 2006

June 21 Summer Begins

Thats rite today is the first day of summer and some of you women out there cant wait to go put on your bikinis and short skirt and make the men lust after you like the hart pant after the water. You want to make the men walk round with tonge draggin on the ground and think lustful thoughts all day. SHAME ON YOU WICKED HUSSYS! AMEN? You make me sick. Your behavor is discusting and its a sad day in America when we let are women walk around like hores on the street corner, amen. We let the women ware pants back during the war becuse we said it was too dangerus to work in a dress. Well why we even let them work to begin with! Amen! You say we culdnt win war otherwise becuse all the men were off fiting well listen here oh ye of little fathe! You never shuld compromise standerds becuse when you do your diggin a pit AMEN! Now we have women walk around waring dentle floss and call it a bathing sute! Amen. Thats not all ether! When we let women vote and get out of house to work necks thing they think there in charge. Necks time you look at women of these nakid women you just remember how your wife yell at you all the time and reelize its your fault! You bunch of wiped little puppies! GET YOUR HART RITE YOU MAKE ME SICK!!! AMEN!!!

Are you under convickson yet? You should be you bunch of librales femnininist and closet queers! Gird up your loins and quit ye like men and get out there and take charge of your fambly! Dont let your wife out the house with a pare of pants on and dont let your daghters go beach dress like that Britny Speers and other young hussys! AMEN. Some of you men dont let your wife where no pant but boy youll give the checkbook or credit card and let them go buy some bikini at the store! So what ther only swimming in your backyard its still not rite AMEN!!!! This aint the Garden of Eden amen when your walk around buck naked your wife look like a beeched wale your suppose to be ashamed AMEN!!! You librales are disgrace. Why you build swimming pool anyway!!! You culd by a bus for yore church with what you spend on swimming pool! Amen! An if you were out sole winning like you should you wuldnt have time for swimming any way! Amen. If your wife had more kids like she suppose to then she wuldnt have time to swim ether! Amen.

Why you build swimming pool anyway!!! You culd by a bus for yore church with what you spend on swimming pool! Amen! An if you were out sole winning like you should you wuldnt have time for swimming any way! Amen. If your wife had more kids like she suppose to then she wuldnt have time to swim ether! Amen. You say you dont like this preeching but listen here you bucnh of henpeck cowerds! You need repent of your sins and be the man in the fambly! AMEN!!!!!!!

5 Comments:

Blogger Screaming Pirate said...

Great post Dr. Phil, I have not touched a pool in a long time. I am just to busy reading the three John's. John MacArthur, John Calvin, and John Piper.

Two questions
First. What is your definition of legaism?

Second. Summer is also a time when record companies step up the production of Rock'n Roll ablums. How do we deal with this onslagut of new unsactified music.

10:43 PM  
Blogger D.J. Cimino said...

Thank you Dr. Phil. I needed a good father's day sermon! I didn't get one this year since my lazy pastor preaches through the bible with some LIBERAL method that he calls "expository"(i think he lazy and just doesn't want to STUDY the Word, AMEN!!)

all I have to say is PREACH!

12:43 PM  
Blogger Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.M said...

Bruther it sounds like you need to get in a real church amen. If I were you Id go to a good Fundamentle Website and look for a church with a good solid preecher and king james only amen, not skolarship only.

3:13 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Your blog is a hoot. I love it!!!

7:41 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

It's harvestin time, bro. Shudnt U hav somthin to say?

4:13 PM  

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