Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Niceen Crud

Some of you know I havent been online lately becuse my parents moved to Florda. Im still preeching the good word here in the grate state of Michgan amen. Ive just not had money for innernet access and been too busy anyway what with my three jobs amen.

Well I have something on my hart wheich I want to share with you all rite now amen. Amen I want to talk about the Niceen Crede amen. I like to call it the Niceen Crud amen. Some you Deformed fake Babtist likes to say this stuff in church amen. Im here to tell you its strate out of the pit of HELL amen! amen and amen amen.

I submit you there are four resons why the Niceen is not Babtist amen.

Number ONE amen, it dont teech nothing the BOOK amen. I red that hole crede and it dont say one thing bout the King James Bible amen. Amen if you dont have a King James Bible you dont got squot amen! These librals like the Nicene Crede becuse there modernsts that want to use there funny Bibles amen. Why we need a new Bible amen when we got one work just fine amen.

TWO amen the Nicene obsene Crud dont say nothing about the BLOOD amen. All it say is
>crusified under pontus Pilate;
>suffered death and was buried.
Amen wheres the blood? Amen thats same herezy that John McArther beleve amen theres no blood but where thers no blood theres no sacrifice for sins amen. What these Deform fake Babtist and Presbterians and Wiskeypalaans and Metheads need to understand is that there this thing called ATONMENT and its not limted amen! AMEN!

No. Three theres nothing in there bout the Bride amen. Its not Baptist but is as CAthlick as can be amen it says
>> >we beleve in one holy Cathlic church
IT dont get no more herezy than that amen! Thats strate out of Rome amen which is Grate Hore of Bablon amen. And all you babby Baptizers and Suthron fake Babptists and Yung FundaMENTALists are all just children of the grate hore amen.

Forth, it dont say a thing about the BLEST HOPE!!! The imnent return is a Funmental of the faith just like the Book, Bood, and the Bride are amen. The pretriblatonal rapture is in the Bible cleer as day. I can alway tell when some is libral first thing that goes is the Rapture then they start bleving Hiper-Calvanistism and then there just go full blown New Evangelical apozsatsy and rock n roll churches drinking booze and horing around with hussies waring no close and men with no backbone wont put women in there place amen!

Thats whats wrong is these women dont want to marry no preecherboys becuse they know Ill put them in there place but they can just go down libral church and get some pantyhose waring libral NEO who say yes mam all time. AMEN! That what makes me sick. But some day soon this trumpt will blow and well leve the reched ole world but I hopes I at least get to get merried first amen.

Sinserely,

Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenik
Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.
King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

2 Comments:

Blogger Secret Rapture said...

lol.
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Blogger Doink The Clown said...

Amen bruther. I relly like the way to stik it to them compromisers. I hope you find a good wife to i hear that Bro Hugh Jass still has a dauter availuble.

Please tell me are the Armeniks Armenian people?

7:37 AM  

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