From the desks of Evanglist Dr. Phil Armenik

Is the oil spil in Revlations?

2010-05-29T19:19:00.001-07:00

Is the oil spil in Revlations?

Deer brothrs and sisters and liberales, many have rote me to ask if this ol leek is in the book of Revlations chapter 8 and verse 8 ware the King James says that a third part of sea was becom blood. Thats good queston and I comment you on asking it. But bare in mine that Revlaton 8 comes after the Rapture in REvlaton 3 ware Apostle Jon is called up to the third heven and said look hithers amen. Becuse weve not had rapture yet then this cant be the oil spill but it culd come at any time what with the the Kinyen in the Wite House amen and I beleve were getting close and angle is puckring up his lips reddy to blow that trumpt at any time. There come soon a big crash on Wall Mart when all the rich will howl and weep then likly a big war in Middle Est ware them oil wells will spill out for yeers and turn a third of the woerlds osheans red like it is Gulf rite now amen.

If any of you know a good girl want get merried pleese let me at her amen. Im gettin desprate as the days are short and Id like to get merried before Rapture comes amen. Culd be vary few months maybe even tomorrow so theres no time to waist amen.

Sincerly,

Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenik
Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.

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2009-03-10T06:55:00.001-07:00

Bruthers, sisters, and apostrates,

Plese pray for me as I have been busy trying to get merried. I been living here in Florda with parents again after Preecher said I culdnt live in church basement no more. I found a Babtist skool teecher here that works in the skool at the church where Ive been attending. I know shes the one but she is not convinced yet becuse I dont have job. She told me she didnt wnat to merry no man who made half what she did but news is good Ive been working 2nd shift at Wendys and boss sad if I keep up the good work I get hired on full time and that means Ill be eligble for benfits like helth care and 401k amen. Right now Im only work 20 hours a week and my woman says she not interested until I make what she does. Thats gong to be hard act to follow and I mite need to get second job amen as she makes almost $13000 a yere.

Bruthers I have been think about charging for access to my blog but for rite now I have decide to keep it FREE amen. Its not like one of those nasty pay blogs where you have to pay money to reed. I thot Id keep putting up my preeching on here to bless your soles but plese feel free to send me love offring anytime amen. A little here and there wuld help as I try to confince this girl to merry me amen. The KJB says that its not good for man to be alone and in anuther place it says that the Preecher is worth dubble honor so whatever you make an hour just send dubble that to me amen. I think thats only fare.

But for those of you like me thats poor rest assure the content is FREE on bro phil Armenik's page amen.

Sincerely,

Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenikMoe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

Thots on new year

2009-01-01T10:28:00.000-08:00

Brutherren, Sistens, and Apostrates and LIbrales,

Its been long time since Ive posted anything becuse I dont get online much these days. Still living in the church and theres no phone line in basement and Preecher wont let me use the office computer. Secretry found some bad stuff on there and blamed me but it was this punk kid whose started driving a bus. Preecher just said just stay off and lets move on. So Im at my parents house for the holidays and let me tell you what it sounds like the end of the world is coming.

Lots of peeple losing there jobs back in Michgan and the stock market in bad shape. Reminds me of that passege in Revlations where it says that the merchants of the world morned for the Grate Hore. Amen its hard to get by these days with everyone lade off but I tell you what you can get luxry goods reel cheep. Just like they say there in the Revlations.

And dont forget we got Obama now as Presdent coming in. Hes not even american citizen amen. Hes plant from one of them arab countrys going to bring in the one world order. I red the other day that the economy in Irak is doing grate these days but here we are with no jobs. Irak is the home of Bablon whitch is the Grate Hore amen. Its all coming together now with Babylon on the rise and theres war in Isrell. I herd someone say that Obama mite be gay and that shuldnt suprise you amen. The KJB says that the Beast wont regard the love of women amen. Let me translate for you that means hes queer and Obama fits the bill amen.

Now just this mornign I red that yellostone getting reddy to blow its top. If that happens I tell you what itll be the end of the world with all the elments melting with fervent heet according to the KJB. Its all coming together and even now as I rite the angle is puckring his lips reddy to blow the trumpt.

on one hand I hope he blows soon becuase Im flat broke and with everone out of work nobody is hiring me for odd jobs and church done cut me out of the budget. Preecher says they mite not let me live in church basement any more becuse there trying to save on utlitys.

But at other hand I relly want to get merried. I still cant find a wife in these last days as many women have turned aganst the natrel order and burn in there lusts for each other rather than wanting a man. Even the ones that say there strate merry men that are limpristed pretty boys. Women these days like there men to be effemnate and eezy to controle. they dont want to submit to athorty of the man and live in subjeckton with all gravety. I keep hoping Ill find the rite one but I keep getting older and older as the days go by and Im 27 years old now and Im so old that even girls in the yuthe grupe dont pay me no tenton any more. Im hope to fine one that relly wnats to get merried and doesnt care if her man dont have a job. Hard to find a good stable woman like that any more.

I relly thot that this wuld be the yere Id find wife and get a better minstry but it continues to get worst for me but amen thats just a sine Im doing rite amen.

Sincerely,

Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenikMoe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

The end is nere and I still dont have a wife!

2008-08-11T09:20:00.000-07:00

Bruthers, sisters... apostrates and librales,

Last nite Preecher told us the stage is beng set for the Rapture rite now as Russa has invade Gorgia amen. That not the state of Gorgia thats a small contry necks to Russa amen. They need to invade Gorgia so they can march there armys down to Isrell after the Grate Triblaton amen. There armys are getting reddy rite now just like China is. This Olimpic stuff is just China showing off there power. Russa and china will teem up and fight genst Israell in the last days and the blood will flow up to the horses necks in that grate and terribull day amen. Just any time now the trumpt culd blow.

Pleese pray for me as I have not yet found wife and I may not have time now. My countnance is fallen and this Preecher feels like he may not be able to go on. I know that I need to look forward to the Blest Hope but I relly wanted to get merried. Now Ill probably pass on before I get to enjoy merrage amen. Pleese pray that Presdent Bush sends troops over there to stop Russa and set back the time tables a little wile longer amen.

Sinserely,Bro. Phil Armenik

Is it OK to show left behidn movees

2008-01-08T18:20:00.000-08:00

Bruthers and Sisters as well as Librales, Hereticks, and Apostrates,I like to ask your opinyon about somthing.

I was asked to preech at teen lock in Jackson MI last week. Yuth pastor there is a guy I knew from Bible Collage before I had to drop out for lack of money. Hes got reel big yuthe grupe going and I thot he was mitey in the power of the KJB.After I preech there was invitaton and not too many soles were save but he said, Bruther Armenik he said, Bruther just wate till we show this movee and there will be crying and whaling of teeth. amen. He sad Im gong to show this film about the Rapture and bruther thatll bring them down the aisle like Jack Hiles amen.

Well amen I stayed around and he put the movee in and it was Left Behind movee. Afterwards we red from the KJB on the four horse men and the vales of rath and plagues and brother there was teers flowing and there was 62 salvatons and 79 assurance of salvaton amen and there was only 74 kids. We got them good and save amen and just in case they didnt meen it first time we got them down to the alter again amen. It was grate and blest my hart.

But let me ask you if I need to seprate from my frend for showing left behind movees. Pleese andser one of the four:

No becuse Tim LeHay is Suthron Baptist
No becuse the books dont use the KJB
No becuse movees are wrong
Whatever gets them save

New Theem for bus minstry

2007-11-03T08:47:00.000-07:00

Bruthers, Sisters, apostrates,

Im starting a new campane for the bus minstry its called "No Child Left Behind" amen. Bruthers our goal is to get ever one in are subdivishon to get saved amen. Were not even worried about them coming to church were just gong to get them saved amen so they dont get left behind for the Rapture which culd come like A theef in the nite at any minute when the angle blows that trumpt amen.

Ive gone out and bot lots of candy what was on sale after Helloweens and were gong to get these kids saved one way or another amen. Were gong out to the playgrounds and the skate parks and the bycycle paths and were ever the kids are well be there with plenty of candy and some tracks to leed them in the prayer of fathe amen.I know some of you punks out there are Calvanismists and other librales and think we shuld be trying to get peeple in church. Well we are but rite now I just want them to get save becuse I think were in the last days and time is short and we just need to get them save and stop worry about church amen.

Bruthers if you know of any womens what wants to get merried in the necks couple months pleese give me there number brothers if I dont get merried Im gong to loose my minstry amen. Id relly like to get merried before the Rapture and that culd be any day now so I dont have time to waste amen.sinserely,

I preeched Sundy nite

2007-10-29T10:45:00.000-07:00

I preeched Sundy nite wile Preecher was preeching at a bigger church somewhere elst. Everbody said it was exsellent.

I preeched on grase. I relly layed it out there for them told them they needed to pay there Preechers better amen. One lady what doesnt like me just come up and sad Bless your hart, thats just what I needed to here. So may be its a good sine and Ill start getting pade agan amen. I use to get pade $30 month to leed yuthe grupe but sense Ive become evanglist there not been any money comin in amen.

Here it is may it bless your sole.

Title Luke 10:7- "Just what the doctor orderd"
Take 2 sermons ever Sundy and call me in the morning

I. "and in the same house remain"
A. Stay in the same church
B. Remane there just dont visit, be there ever time door is open
-3 to thrive
-importence of sunday skool
-take your kids to my yuthe grupe
II "eating and drinking such things as theygive"
A. Dont say you arent getting fed
B. Beleve whatever the Preecher says
C. examples of what preecher says
-KJB,
-ladies dress code,
-no rock n rolls,
-sole winning,
-no CCM
-no booze
-no long hare no men and no short hare on ladies
-cullotes are pants too
-always vote Republickan
- women in subjeckton with all gravety
D. Take what the preechers give dont listen to other preechers on TV or radio
unless preecher says its ok
III "the laberer is worthy of his hire"
A. pay the preechers
B. laberer worthy of HIS hire... each preecher gets there own pay
C. laberer worthy of HIS hire... that means no women preechers D. the preechers are worthy

Exegesus of Isah 27:1

2007-10-26T08:34:00.000-07:00

A reeder asked me bout Isah 27:1. This is the interptaton:

Levithan is the Dragon upon witch the Grate Hore of Rome rides amen. Thats the Eropeen Union amen whitch will be the center of the one world govment amen. Now the Beest only has teen horns so the Eropeen Union gong to have to kick out some contries out of there group amen. Probably the Scandnavan contries and Germny amen becuse there not part of the orignal Rome empire amen.

The Sword is the KJB whitch is the only translaton that is not from the Grate Hore amen. Wuscott and Horton were Roman Cathlicks that gave us the Modren per-Versons and whitch all the librale churches and children of the Grate Hore us amen. But the KJB is like the dubble edged sword what cuts to the bone amen and is a grate thret to the Grate Hore. Thats why all the grate Funmentalist preechers need to have body gards amen. There old time KJB preeching is a thret to the Luminaty and there always trying to get them kilt amen. The KGB used to consider Jack Hiles there most dangerous opponent here in America amen.

Even today we see that the company that owns the NIV is in controle of all the news channels and newspapers amen. Rupert Murdox is trying to bring in the one world govment and some day it will work amen and the Grate Hore of Rome will take over amen. But the KJB is gong to take them down amen. Now I dont know how that will happen becuse all the preechers will be taken up at the Rapture amen but there KJBs will still be here and maybe peeple with start reeding them and revolt ganst the Grate Hore whitch rides upon the Levithan amen.

The KJB says that the elect will beleve a strong deluson amen. That refers to the Calvansts amen what calls themselves the elect. They wont be taken up with the Rapture amen becuse there hareticks and not saved amen becuse there not born of incruptable seed, which is the KJB. The strond dillusion is the modern perversons like the NIV, ESV, NKJV, NASB, RSV, Living Bible, HCSB, ecksetra. But the KJB will stand ganst the Grate Hore and kill Levithan amen.

Half of Sale on Collage Degrees

2007-09-28T11:22:00.001-07:00

Our Bible collage is having a sale on degrees right now, 50% off any degree. Now is the rite time for you to ackwire the tools you need for your minstry amen. Our bachlors are now selling for $500, masters of divinty for $350, and doctrates for $750 amen or all three for $1250 which is $350 savings after half off amen.

Now some of you mite be worred about the qualty of our classes becuse we are selling them so cheep amen. One man asked Preecher why there so cheep right now is it becuse there not any good amen? Let me tell you why amen. Our buses did not pass inspecton amen. We thot about suing for sepraton of church and state amen but the CLA has not reterned our calls so were just gong to have to rase the money to fix the buses amen. Its not rite amen but Preecher syas sometimes you got to do what it takes to win soles amen. Also theres some widows that rides the vans amen and they cant tithe if they cant come to church amen.

Some of you mite worry about the qualty of our doctrate amen. If thats case you can try out one of our classes for free amen. If you like it you can pay for it and will write it down in your transcrip for credit amen but if you dont like it then theres no charge amen. Not many semnarys will give you that deel amen.

The class is tott by Preecher and its on "False Religons and Herseys" The false religons include:

Mormans
JW
Cathlicks
Luthrans
Pentecostels
Prestyrans
Suthron Baptists

These are herezies that will be studyed:

Calvanism
Modern perversons
New Evangleclism
Baby baptizing
Rock n Roll Religon
post Trib

New class Im teeching the semster

2007-09-21T19:24:00.000-07:00

Im teeching 20th centry church history at our Bible collage this fall. The corse is divide into two the two grate movements of the last hundred years called Fundmentalism and Libralism.

For Fundmentlism we will be studying the grate Fundmental Baptist preechers such as:

charles Spurgon
DL Moody
J Frank Norris
John R Rice
Lee Robersen
Lester Roloff
Jack Hyles
Jack Shap
Phil Kid
David Clowd
Bob Jones Sr

For Librals we will study the following librals. Some of you mite ask why were studing librals and thats just so you know what your up against amen. These are the apostrates we will study:

Harry Emersen Fosdik
Billy Gramm
Fransis Shafer
RC Sprule
Jerry Fellwell
Al Moler
Tim Lee
Voile Glover
Jon McArther
Jon Piper
Rick Waren
Joe Osteen

The semester alreddy started but if any of you want to take the class thru distance lerning just call the church and well send you out a packet amen.

Sept 21 Autum Begins

2007-09-21T06:38:00.000-07:00

Bruthers, Sisters, apostrates,

today is September 21 and that means its not summer any more amen. Its now fall so put away your short skirts you hussys, stop waring your flip flops you homos, start dressing like you got some sense amen. Amen, its time to stop dressing like a too bit hore or a pretty boy from San FransissyCo amen. Put some close on.

Were livin in the last days amen when the standreds are fallin by the wayside amen. When its hot outside the women want to dress hot and when its cold the women still want to dress hot amen. There gong to take off there skirts and put on some tight pants amen. STrate out of the pits of hell amen dont have any concern for the mens out there whats trying to live right amen.
Amen and besides pants is mens close amen. Dont dress like a lesban ladies amen dress like a woman amen put on a nice loose fitting dress amen. Thats what the Bible teeches amen. All you Greek geeks out there amen check out the Greek word for modesty in the King James Bible amen. its katastole amen which if you look up means falling down robes amen. that don't sound like pants amen thats a DRESS amen. Put that in your pipe and smoke it amen rather than smoking that marjowanna you librales like so much amen.

No you men like waring pants amen but get a haircut and trim off that beard and stop looking like a homo amen. And just remember amen that emo rimes with homo amen. Put your wifes in subjecton with all gravety amen and dont let her walk around causing other men to stomble amen.

If any of you out there is saved and not librale pleese remember to pray for me amen. I need to get merried amen. I thot I had found me a good preechers wife amen but she said we culdnt go out until I had a job amen. I told her I do have a job amen Im an evanglist amen but she said that she ment a reel job amen. Thats whats wrong with our fundamentel churches today amen is that women dont want to be merried and support there man amen. The big preechers and the Sword need to step in and say something about these girls whats called to be a preechers wife what dont think they shuld get merried until there man has a job amen. How am I ever gong to get merried if they all want me working full time amen?

Sincerely,

Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenikMoe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

The Niceen Crud

2007-04-11T15:40:00.000-07:00

Some of you know I havent been online lately becuse my parents moved to Florda. Im still preeching the good word here in the grate state of Michgan amen. Ive just not had money for innernet access and been too busy anyway what with my three jobs amen.

Well I have something on my hart wheich I want to share with you all rite now amen. Amen I want to talk about the Niceen Crede amen. I like to call it the Niceen Crud amen. Some you Deformed fake Babtist likes to say this stuff in church amen. Im here to tell you its strate out of the pit of HELL amen! amen and amen amen.

I submit you there are four resons why the Niceen is not Babtist amen.

Number ONE amen, it dont teech nothing the BOOK amen. I red that hole crede and it dont say one thing bout the King James Bible amen. Amen if you dont have a King James Bible you dont got squot amen! These librals like the Nicene Crede becuse there modernsts that want to use there funny Bibles amen. Why we need a new Bible amen when we got one work just fine amen.

TWO amen the Nicene obsene Crud dont say nothing about the BLOOD amen. All it say is
>crusified under pontus Pilate;
>suffered death and was buried.
Amen wheres the blood? Amen thats same herezy that John McArther beleve amen theres no blood but where thers no blood theres no sacrifice for sins amen. What these Deform fake Babtist and Presbterians and Wiskeypalaans and Metheads need to understand is that there this thing called ATONMENT and its not limted amen! AMEN!

No. Three theres nothing in there bout the Bride amen. Its not Baptist but is as CAthlick as can be amen it says
>> >we beleve in one holy Cathlic church
IT dont get no more herezy than that amen! Thats strate out of Rome amen which is Grate Hore of Bablon amen. And all you babby Baptizers and Suthron fake Babptists and Yung FundaMENTALists are all just children of the grate hore amen.

Forth, it dont say a thing about the BLEST HOPE!!! The imnent return is a Funmental of the faith just like the Book, Bood, and the Bride are amen. The pretriblatonal rapture is in the Bible cleer as day. I can alway tell when some is libral first thing that goes is the Rapture then they start bleving Hiper-Calvanistism and then there just go full blown New Evangelical apozsatsy and rock n roll churches drinking booze and horing around with hussies waring no close and men with no backbone wont put women in there place amen!

Thats whats wrong is these women dont want to marry no preecherboys becuse they know Ill put them in there place but they can just go down libral church and get some pantyhose waring libral NEO who say yes mam all time. AMEN! That what makes me sick. But some day soon this trumpt will blow and well leve the reched ole world but I hopes I at least get to get merried first amen.

Sinserely,

Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenik
Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.
King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

Lets watch what we drink amen

2006-11-19T13:46:00.000-08:00

Brothers and sisters, librals and apostrates,

I want to just prech woord to you breefly conserning the apperance of evil amen. In yuth group Friday I notice lot of boys drink Mountan Dew amen. Amen its relly poplar drink amen and wile I was in Bible Collage I drank lot of it amen help me get thru bus minstry and work and late night study sessons amen. Amen well amen I tell you what amen. Let me tell you something about mountan dew amen. Amen mountan due is what rednecks call moonshine amen what is some sort of booze what intoxcates and makes drunk amen. Now I dont know too much about it except its alcoholic amen. If you want to know more why dont you ask some Calvanst amen.

Its bad testmony to be drinking mountan dew amen. Avoid ever peerance of evil amen and foolks make mock of sin amen. Throw that trash out amen. Now I like it much as you do but if you want to be in minstry and have standerds sometimes you got to make sacrifice amen.

Now I know some you smart mouth punk Suthron Baptists out there ask why we drink Coke Cola amen and I asked my Preecher about that last week amen. He sad that Coke cola be round longer than cocane amen and its ok becuse the werent trying to make mock at sin and booze amen.

This bring up point amen a delcate subject amen. This is where you get into meet and not the milk amen. Sometimes you got to have dissernment amen. You got to have some ballance amen. For another exsample we all know that movee theaters are from pit of hell amen but you can still rent movees from the store amen. Thats becuse thers no peerance of evil amen. You got to have some ballance amen. But if your new in the fathe or if you mite fall into sin becuase of movees then you shuldnt get them in store ether amen.

Sinserly,

Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenik
Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.
King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

2006-11-11T18:24:00.000-08:00

Deer Reeders,Many of you have wundered where I been. I thank for your consern for this vangelist amen. Let me tell you where Ive been amen. Ive been amen oversees amen. This summer I was invite to go to Pappa New Ginna to preech to the sinners over there amen. I didnt have no money to go amen but my Dad gave me money amen he sad it be good for me to out the house for a while amen.

I was gong to stay a yeer amen but libral missonaryes sent me home amen. They culdnt handle the preeching of this vangelist amen. Let me tell you something bout Pappa New Ginna amen. Them folks over there ware no close amen. The women walk around have nakid and the men wares dresses amen. Thats right the so called men over there ware grass skirst just like lesban hippyy girls do over here amen.I decided to stand ganst sin and wrong amen and start preeching on propper atire for mens and womens amen. I preech for two month on this important topic of proper dress for Funmentalists amen.

Then I overhere the missonary and translater talk about me amen. Missonary told him not to translate what I was saying but just preech something else amen.Well this evanglist doesnt stand for this and conftont them on the spot like Paul and Silas confront Peter in the book of Romens amen. I told him Im the preecher and hes the translater and he doesnt have the athorty to change my words. Well the missonary said he told him to change my words and I told him again Im the prrecher and your just a misosnary amen and Im the athority around here amen. He sad Im not have you destroy my misson field with your preeching I just had you come over here to help buld church and stuff amen not to preech on close. Well necks thing I know I was back on plane to USA amen.I tell you what in these last days the peeple are wax worse and worse amen.

Its sad day when not only the peeople but the preechers and missonarys dont care if people walk round half naked like too bit hore amen.But less I get too discourage theres still some what havent bowed the nee to Bale amen. My preecher when I got back gave me a doctrate of missons amen. Tis is my ninths doctrate amen.

This vangelist will be back on preeching circuit so plese let me know if you need someone to preech revivle or fill the pulpit or even preech youth meetings amen. Im very versatle and flexable and can preech in many diffrent venyus amen.

Sincerely,Evangelist Dr Phil ARmenik,Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D. Miss.

King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

June 21 Summer Begins

2006-06-21T17:54:00.000-07:00

Thats rite today is the first day of summer and some of you women out there cant wait to go put on your bikinis and short skirt and make the men lust after you like the hart pant after the water. You want to make the men walk round with tonge draggin on the ground and think lustful thoughts all day. SHAME ON YOU WICKED HUSSYS! AMEN? You make me sick. Your behavor is discusting and its a sad day in America when we let are women walk around like hores on the street corner, amen. We let the women ware pants back during the war becuse we said it was too dangerus to work in a dress. Well why we even let them work to begin with! Amen! You say we culdnt win war otherwise becuse all the men were off fiting well listen here oh ye of little fathe! You never shuld compromise standerds becuse when you do your diggin a pit AMEN! Now we have women walk around waring dentle floss and call it a bathing sute! Amen. Thats not all ether! When we let women vote and get out of house to work necks thing they think there in charge. Necks time you look at women of these nakid women you just remember how your wife yell at you all the time and reelize its your fault! You bunch of wiped little puppies! GET YOUR HART RITE YOU MAKE ME SICK!!! AMEN!!!

Are you under convickson yet? You should be you bunch of librales femnininist and closet queers! Gird up your loins and quit ye like men and get out there and take charge of your fambly! Dont let your wife out the house with a pare of pants on and dont let your daghters go beach dress like that Britny Speers and other young hussys! AMEN. Some of you men dont let your wife where no pant but boy youll give the checkbook or credit card and let them go buy some bikini at the store! So what ther only swimming in your backyard its still not rite AMEN!!!! This aint the Garden of Eden amen when your walk around buck naked your wife look like a beeched wale your suppose to be ashamed AMEN!!! You librales are disgrace. Why you build swimming pool anyway!!! You culd by a bus for yore church with what you spend on swimming pool! Amen! An if you were out sole winning like you should you wuldnt have time for swimming any way! Amen. If your wife had more kids like she suppose to then she wuldnt have time to swim ether! Amen.

Why you build swimming pool anyway!!! You culd by a bus for yore church with what you spend on swimming pool! Amen! An if you were out sole winning like you should you wuldnt have time for swimming any way! Amen. If your wife had more kids like she suppose to then she wuldnt have time to swim ether! Amen. You say you dont like this preeching but listen here you bucnh of henpeck cowerds! You need repent of your sins and be the man in the fambly! AMEN!!!!!!!

Spring is here

2006-03-23T14:40:00.000-08:00

Spring is here amen. Spring is the time when new life begins amen. Some of you need to start a new life amen. If you dont know what I mean amen I mean you need to get SAVED amen.

Some of you say your saved amen but if you were saved amen you wuldnt act like you do amen.

If you were saved amen you wuldnt listen to that rock n rolls amen or go to Hellywood movees amen. You say you only go to cleen movees amen but how do the unsaved know your not watching porn in the theeater amen. Some will say brother Armenik I dont listen to no rock and rolls but you listen to contry amen and its just as bad amen. It all come out of Nashville amen and theres nothing good come out of that city amen. And that goes for you Suthron Babtist amen who is also in Nashville amen. And then thers those of you that like listening to the Gaythers and other Suthron Baptist Gospel amen but lets not go there amen.

lets talk bout those librale churches you go to amen. You know the kind with the CCM musack and the glass pulpit amen. Your playing with strange fare amen with that trashy musack amen and the pulpit suppose to be big and scary becuse thats your athority when you preech amen. How anyone suppose do take preecher seriesly when hes not in sute and tie and behind big pulpit I dont know amen. Only accepton is street preeching amen you dont need no pulpet there amen but you do need to be in sute and tie. And then lets talk about them week decon run churches amen. You librales in churches where the preecher dont have athority need to get rite amen. You mite as well be Suthron Baptist with that kind of deecons running the show amen. Then you let your women walk round the church like too bit hore amen you shuld be shamed of yourself amen.

lets talk bout the ladies dress code amen. The KJB says you shuld be whereing dress at all time amen. If you ware pants your where close what pertains to man amen. Your flirtying with being a man amen and if you let your little girls where them amen dont be surprised amen if they become lesbans amen and amen.

Some of you out there say you have your wifes in subjeckson with all gravety amen. Maybe she wares dresses all time and obeys all time like wifes shuld amen but then you let her work outside the home amen. Thats out of pit of hell amen. Only jobs woman shuld do is be preecher wife or school teecher amen. If the kids is all growed up amen then you can go be nurse amen. But some of you women out there beng accountant and stuff like that need to get rite. Theres plent men accountant unemployed what cant feed there fambly becuse you got there job amen. You shuld be shamed amen.

Lets talk bout you yung women. Some of you women is 25 yeers old and still not marreed. some of you live in your own apartment amen. you have no busness doing that amen you need to be under athorty of dad or husbend amen and if your not then you need to get it rite amen. Theres plenty preecher boys in your local King James Baptist church what needs preecher wife and your too busy working. How you gong to have six or eit kids like woman shuld if you dont start having babies until your 30 amen? Wake up and smell the coffee amen its time to get merried amen.

Some of you complane that its been while since I brot you any good word on the Sinnernet amen. You punks need to reelize that I preech what I want to preech where I want to preech and when I wants to preech amen. Im not behold to you amen. Amen listen to me dont try and tell this preecher what to do amen becuse Im not a henpecked preecher amen and Im not a Conventon man amen and I dont have no deecons running the show here amen. Im INDAPENANT BAPTIST and you can like it or lump it but thats how it is AMEN. Im getting sick and tired of you librales always critize the preecher amen. Someone said to mee the other day amen that Phil your 25 aint it time you moved out of your parents basement amen? Let me tell you something punk Im called to full time minstry amen and Im not stepping down just to earn a buck amen. If I wanted to chase money amen Id go talk to Tim Lee and lern how amen. Dont you ever forget this preecher is is own man what preeches it strate!!!

Sinserly,

Evangelist Dr Phil ARmenik,Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum.King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

Grate Yuth Confrance

2006-02-28T09:47:00.000-08:00

Bruthers and sisters, librales and apostralates, sinners of all kinds:

Some of you have complaned that I havent finished my series on the Suthron fake Baptist and Pentecostles. Well some of us have better things to do than surf on the Innernet all day amen. Some of us are busy doing the work of the minstry amen. Now some of you will say that I shuld make time amen but if you see I alredy have eight doctrates and am working on anuther one amen. When you get ate doctrates then you can come back and talk to me about not being busy amen and amen!

Some of you ask "why are you so busy Dr ArmeniK".? Im glad you asked amen. I went down to Toledo area to preech at a yuth confrance after there other speeker canselled on them becuse they didnt pay enuff money amen. One thing about this preecher is hell preeche anywhere what wants him too except lirbrale churches amen. I dont care how little you are Ill preech there if I cant fit it into my skedule amen and amen.

This yuth confrance had about twenty five teens in attendance and I am happy to say that there were fifteen redcatons, eight called to be preechers, three called to foregn missons, and eleven called to be prrechers wifes amen. The reel blessing is that if you add them up thats eleven boys and eleven girls called into full time minstray amen. These preecher boys wont have no problem finding preecher wifes what they need to be help mates in the hard times of the ministry amen.

Im still looking for that rite lady but its a hard row to hoe in these last days amen. Seems like no womens wants to merry a poor preecher like me amen. There all wanting these men with them hi doller jobs paying leest fiften or twenty grande year amen not a poor preecher like me whos barely getting by. In the last days be fore the trump blows many all fall by wayside with love of money which is the root of all evil amen but some all that mammon money will burn in that grate city in the REvlations amen. My preecher tell me to have patence but I am getting old amen. I just turned twenty five last month amen.

Until next time,

Evangelist Dr Phil ARmenik,

Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum.King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!

Cry Babes

2006-02-23T12:36:00.000-08:00

Bruthers, Sisters, and Librale Crybabes,

Its come to my attension that some of you librale pantywastes out there dont want to regster to post. Too bad you bunch of punks. If your not gong to leave your names then your chicken. Truth never needs to hide amen. Leave your reel name too becuse we dont low sudonems here amen! The basis of all communcaton is knowing who you speek to amen.

Some of you pukes are also wining that there modrated comments amen. Well some of you henpecked hubbies and short hared husssys must have got upset becuse you started cussing on my blog here amen. Maybe you dont have no standerds in your life but we do amen. There wont be no cussing and no verbale abuse allowed here amen. We preech the strate truth here and if you cant take it why dont you run down the road to one of them lubby dubby Pentlecostle churches or Suthron fake Baptists amen.

Sinserely,

Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum.King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!!

Librale Suthron Babtists and Tunges

2006-02-23T10:31:00.000-08:00

Brothers, sisters, librales, and apostralates,

I have recently herd that the Suthron Baptists are just now fingering out that speeking in tunges is from the pit of hell. Amen well maybe someday they figure out that the KING JAMES BIBLE is the only Bible for the English speeking people amen.! Then maybe there get rid of women preechers and rock n rolls in the church house.

Now some of you out there might be wundring whats wrong with Suthron Baptists and whats wrong with speeking in tunges. Well the next few issues of my Enternet newsletter will be devotid to this important issues amen.

Stay tuned for more grate commintary.

Still stading in the hedge,

Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum.

King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!!