Sunday, November 19, 2006

Lets watch what we drink amen

Brothers and sisters, librals and apostrates,

I want to just prech woord to you breefly conserning the apperance of evil amen. In yuth group Friday I notice lot of boys drink Mountan Dew amen. Amen its relly poplar drink amen and wile I was in Bible Collage I drank lot of it amen help me get thru bus minstry and work and late night study sessons amen. Amen well amen I tell you what amen. Let me tell you something about mountan dew amen. Amen mountan due is what rednecks call moonshine amen what is some sort of booze what intoxcates and makes drunk amen. Now I dont know too much about it except its alcoholic amen. If you want to know more why dont you ask some Calvanst amen.

Its bad testmony to be drinking mountan dew amen. Avoid ever peerance of evil amen and foolks make mock of sin amen. Throw that trash out amen. Now I like it much as you do but if you want to be in minstry and have standerds sometimes you got to make sacrifice amen.

Now I know some you smart mouth punk Suthron Baptists out there ask why we drink Coke Cola amen and I asked my Preecher about that last week amen. He sad that Coke cola be round longer than cocane amen and its ok becuse the werent trying to make mock at sin and booze amen.

This bring up point amen a delcate subject amen. This is where you get into meet and not the milk amen. Sometimes you got to have dissernment amen. You got to have some ballance amen. For another exsample we all know that movee theaters are from pit of hell amen but you can still rent movees from the store amen. Thats becuse thers no peerance of evil amen. You got to have some ballance amen. But if your new in the fathe or if you mite fall into sin becuase of movees then you shuldnt get them in store ether amen.

Sinserly,

Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenik
Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D.Miss.
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Saturday, November 11, 2006

Deer Reeders,Many of you have wundered where I been. I thank for your consern for this vangelist amen. Let me tell you where Ive been amen. Ive been amen oversees amen. This summer I was invite to go to Pappa New Ginna to preech to the sinners over there amen. I didnt have no money to go amen but my Dad gave me money amen he sad it be good for me to out the house for a while amen.

I was gong to stay a yeer amen but libral missonaryes sent me home amen. They culdnt handle the preeching of this vangelist amen. Let me tell you something bout Pappa New Ginna amen. Them folks over there ware no close amen. The women walk around have nakid and the men wares dresses amen. Thats right the so called men over there ware grass skirst just like lesban hippyy girls do over here amen.I decided to stand ganst sin and wrong amen and start preeching on propper atire for mens and womens amen. I preech for two month on this important topic of proper dress for Funmentalists amen.

Then I overhere the missonary and translater talk about me amen. Missonary told him not to translate what I was saying but just preech something else amen.Well this evanglist doesnt stand for this and conftont them on the spot like Paul and Silas confront Peter in the book of Romens amen. I told him Im the preecher and hes the translater and he doesnt have the athorty to change my words. Well the missonary said he told him to change my words and I told him again Im the prrecher and your just a misosnary amen and Im the athority around here amen. He sad Im not have you destroy my misson field with your preeching I just had you come over here to help buld church and stuff amen not to preech on close. Well necks thing I know I was back on plane to USA amen.I tell you what in these last days the peeple are wax worse and worse amen.

Its sad day when not only the peeople but the preechers and missonarys dont care if people walk round half naked like too bit hore amen.But less I get too discourage theres still some what havent bowed the nee to Bale amen. My preecher when I got back gave me a doctrate of missons amen. Tis is my ninths doctrate amen.

This vangelist will be back on preeching circuit so plese let me know if you need someone to preech revivle or fill the pulpit or even preech youth meetings amen. Im very versatle and flexable and can preech in many diffrent venyus amen.

Sincerely,Evangelist Dr Phil ARmenik,Evanglist Bro. Dr. Phil Armenik, Moe.D., D.D., D.Min, D.I.P., Th.D., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.Hum., D. Miss.

King James Only, Pretriblatonal, Premilenniall, Dispensatonal, High Standards, Soul Winning, Hell Fire and Brimestone Preachig, No Tunges, Landmark INDAPENDANT FUNMENTAL BAPTIST!!